BURBANK, CA--(Marketwire - June 14, 2010) -
Fellow De-evolutionaries and Newfound Devotees --
This is the stuff that dreams are made of! The collective hard work of exposing modern De-evolution to the masses in an effort to find something that appeals to everybody, has paid off. The fruits of our musical and tele-visionary labor will finally be available for consumption this coming Tuesday, June 15th, year 2010.
Following the process of relentless research, we will reveal the world's first focus group-tested sonic document. The musical group DEVO's long-form corporate-approved opus, "Something for Everybody," will finally be available on iTunes.com and at a retailer near you. It is 88%-guaranteed to meet with your audio approval. And if you want to hear what the public chose in the highly debated DEVO Song Study, you will also have the option to purchase the pure 100% focus-group approved version exclusively on iTunes.com. Your choice!
That same day, the web interface of DEVO, Inc., the site ClubDevo.com, will pull back a curtain, exposing our months-long journey in bringing you, the audience, what you desire. The resultant narrative video content, "Devo Makes Something for Everybody," was created in the (research indicates) optimal format for receiving information and entertainment: as Reality TV programming. While the entirety of the voyage will be accessible at a later time, on a network channel soon-to-be-exposed, shrewd contract-wording by the DEVO, Inc. legal department has authorized us to share the pilot episode footage with you; and in turn, permits you to share it with the almighty Internet.
Also on this magical day, from 11 a.m to 8 p.m. PDT DEVO will be streaming their entire album "Something for Everybody" as the soundtrack to a live cat party. Tune in live to see 20 cats getting down to the new DEVO album for 9 whole hours. Cats + Devo = Mass Appeal. Link to tune in! http://www.ustream.tv/devo
BONUS KNOWINGNESS: this week, the musical group DEVO will aggressively pursue as many new and potential audiences as possible by exposing itself to the beloved American talk show circuit. Please tune in to tune out, as DEVO's new album exclusively streams NOW on ColbertNation.com; DEVO performs on Late Night with David Letterman (CBS), this Tuesday, June 15th; DEVO performs and debates on the Colbert Report (Comedy Central), this Wednesday, June 16th; and DEVO performs and banters on Regis & Kelly (ABC), this Friday, June 18th.
The time has come to give the people what they want! And DEVO is the vessel that will deliver it to them.
What we do is what we do,
Greg Scholl
COO, DEVO, Inc.